BL0GGER'S LA|R

The higher-ups are alwiz on the lookout for mistakes done by their colleagues. Have they nothing better to do (which explains why their work is so screwed up) and therefore, need to derive some kinda sadistic pleasure from torturing their colleagues? It's scary how a moment's absence from a meeting just to visit the harmless loo can warrant harsh stares from the heads. And i attended a workshop which had an activity that required us to shout out some stuff one by one and it reminded me of some cell-group thingy. And yes, the big boss often says about how we genuinely love one another and that's a load of religious hypocrisy coz i don't feel the love or maybe im just too unfeeling. And yes, they always pray aloud for us, their colleagues, wishing us success in our love relationship and i wonder why don't they pray for themselves first. They ought to get married so that they will be more understanding ppl and stop assuming that all of us r damn free. Worse still, they have some event on valentine's day next yr till nite time and i m freaking out n pissed coz they are so selfish. Juz coz they feel lonely, they shudnt drag the rest to accompany them on that day! i hope someone protests so that it will be cancelled. Screw them.

I will never give my colleagues my icq no, its juz too dangerous. They may be able to somehow find out my blog url from my icq and i will b in deep shit.

Contrast the two diff views of death presented by two diff ppl:
Colleague - XX passed away so suddenly and it's no fault of god, he didn't take her life away. She has gone to a better place.
Taxi driver - XX passed away so unexpectedly, this shows that when u r fated to die, u cannot run away from it. Sometimes, such things can be a result of bad karma, retribution esp if u have broken ppl's rice bowl. It takes u to have done alota evil things to cause such tragedy to befall on u.

You see, to my colleague, god is never at fault. But if the OTHER dies, then his/her god must be at fault for not being able to protect him/her.

Colleague - Don't worry, your girls will win this competition becoz god will help those who believe in him and being a christian org, they will win
Me - Oh really? My gals are up against another christian org which has as much faith in him as my gals do. so who will he help?
That shut the farking idiot up. I believe that god will only help those who help themselves. If what my colleague says is true, then we dont have to work. We just have to believe in him and he will give us money. I am sure that all gods are fair, whether they are HIM or not. The deserving get their reward.

I was amused to hear from someone that her boss who is already over the hill, still ordered viagra recently as he has a girlfriend who's 20 yrs younger than him. Interesting stuff since she dislikes her boss who attempted to claim from the office, the medical fees for viagra. Unfortunately, her boss is so influential that such scandalous news would not shake his position in the organization. If not, I think even I would have spread such scandalous news to everyone in the office to get a good laugh at that old pervert hehe. It would be fun if he is greeted every morning with weird stares and giggles, and see him cringe in embarrassment. If he is given a job to do, his colleagues can perhaps ask him if he is UP to it. muahahaa. Too bad, I don't have a boss like this.. Wouldn't u give hell to your boss if you hate him and know how sleazy he is?

It was early morning. I received a call informing me that someone I knew by face had passed away in an accident overseas. I just saw her a few weeks ago, she looked young, strong and very alive. She even spoke a few words to me though she did not really know me. But now, she's gone together with her son. A mother's love is so great that her life is sacrificed in a bid to save her child. Unfortunately, her son died too. May she rest in peace.

I am rather unhappy when colleagues ostracize those who don't share the same religious beliefs with them. Worse still, they don't even practise what they preach, eg: We must love everyone just like how god loves everyone and yes, they show their love to their colleagues by backstabbing them. I hate such disgusting behaviour, don't preach if u can't follow what u preach coz u will only disgrace yourself. In fact, there are so many times when I wanted to tell them off that whatever they are doing to others are very unchristian of them. I got really pissed once when some MCP said about how women should be proud that they are doing household chores because they are glorifying lord by doing that! Isn't he exploiting a powerful avenue, which is religion, to further entrench gender stereotypical roles? Worse still, he was saying this to alota ppl and this is bad as he is imparting such negative values to the masses. No wonder, women are never liberated from a patriarchal society. Worse still, i heard that a previous upper mgt person ever said that those who aren't christians are associated with the devil, what rubbish! In fact, most of my colleagues associate negative traits with non-christians and i hate this kinda discrimination. And needless to say, if u r not a christian in my workplace, forget about promotion and that's why I must work elsewhere someday...

Don't u think that we should all respect one another's religion instead of badmouthing other religions when we duno enough about those religions?

I feel so good that I can finally diss openly about my occupation. I do not dislike teaching, i just dislike the freaking administration part of it. It seems as if teaching is the last agenda in my school. They piss the teachers off by loading us with lotsa irrelevant work. It sucks man. I feel like a bowl of rojak, mixed in all roles, a jack of all trades but a master of none. I take on so many roles that I do not even know if I am a teacher anymore. From a liaison officer to a social escort for the students and even to that of a sex educator, I feel that I am stretched too thin to develop myself professionally. And yes, I am praying hard that I won't be roped into teaching sex education next year coz the boys in the school are darn cheeky. They probably know more stuff than me and have seen lotsa porn as shown from their evident knowledge. They even tell me which teacher is sexy coz of her perfume and her legs. I have decided to define terms such as orgasm and erogenous zones in the students' workbook so as to avoid having to explain verbally to them what these mean coz they probably know such stuff but enjoy asking just to test the teachers out. Screw them. Any suggestions on how to curb such maniacal behaviour from the kids?

testing testing :)